Learning to Speak Like A Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkey...

So today en classe, I did French exercises with an old man. There's nothing wrong with that except once when he couldn't understand the correct way to do a sentence and la proffesseur tried to explain it, he muttered under his breath to me "And they wonder why the French lost the War!"

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He then added, "But don't tell her I said that!". Ahahahahaa, what a clever joke he came up with! "They wonder why the French lost the War!". Yup, that's the first time I've heard that one. Actually, that's the first time I've heard something that profoundly ignorant since the run-up to the Iraq invasion. Seriously, why is that whenever a small-minded ignoramous wants to make a joke about the Frenchies, the first and only thing they think of is "They lost to the Germans in WW2 until we came and saved their asses!!!1231111" "And tha Immigrants arre taken our jobbsss!! GaduRRrrr, Donna go an' bring me dat der shot gun, damn raccoons runnin' all 'round tha house."

Hey Old Man, which country is this?

Isn't it sad that you know so damn little about France that you try to come up with a stereotype to insult them with, but since you don't know anything you're forced to bring up an event from 65 years ago? How sad is that? There are so many stereotypes you could've come up with, but you're so ignorant you know none. Hahahahahaa, you old man.